i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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