ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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