it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Randomize