Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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