i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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