i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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