She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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