Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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