think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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