Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
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My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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