I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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