i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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