it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake