YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
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nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.