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Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.

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(312): Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired. http://tfl.nu/6uiz

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(801): View more from Utah

Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.

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(801): Yes, it's true. 4 fingers. http://tfl.nu/fqre

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(254): View more from Texas

I am coming home for anal

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* a nap*

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(254): I am coming home for anal (254): * a nap* http://tfl.nu/ou5x

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(479): View more from Arkansas

She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.

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(479): She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink. http://tfl.nu/g05p

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(917): View more from New York City

I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.

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(917): I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily. http://tfl.nu/kdcy

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(609): View more from New Jersey

He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.

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(609): He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this. http://tfl.nu/kn9g

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(213): View more from California

dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.

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(213): dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring. http://tfl.nu/vd81

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(425): View more from Washington

Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?

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(425): Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy? http://tfl.nu/h26n

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(248): View more from Michigan

Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.

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(248): Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime. http://tfl.nu/xtk5

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(224): View more from Illinois

We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?

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(224): We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today? http://tfl.nu/c57g

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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle

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(204): I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle http://tfl.nu/o3ji

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success

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(413): The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success http://tfl.nu/ro65

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(519): View more from Ontario

Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!

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(519): Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?! http://tfl.nu/c1nz

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I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...

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(615): I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own... http://tfl.nu/6vth

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(276): View more from Virginia

She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it

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(276): She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it http://tfl.nu/zw5c

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