What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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