I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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