Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
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Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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