She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Randomize
