I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
The feeling are messing with the penis
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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