Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
well you can't waste a boner
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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