no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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