I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
