Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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