Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
