worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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