she looked like the bat from fern gully.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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