scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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