I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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