Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Randomize
