oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Send help, water and tortillas.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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