and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
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Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
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i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
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