i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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