I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
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