Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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