Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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