There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Randomize
