Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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