ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
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Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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