There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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