Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
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there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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