I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
