Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
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I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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