seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
