it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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