Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
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mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.