I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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