I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
I see more hoeing in ur future
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