do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
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being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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