How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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