Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
