This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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