I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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