Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
and she was petting her beer can
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
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I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
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We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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