lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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