ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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