we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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